A Whole Lot of Frogs

Women are always going on about how they have to kiss a bunch of frogs to find there prince. What they don’t realize is that ever guy plays the role of someone’s frog at least once in their life and that she is eventually just settling for someone else’s frog, not a prince. Her mind has been warped due to Disney movies and teen popstar music. No one can live up to the outlandish expectations that are set in front of them when given the ‘prince standard.’ Sure one can try like hell, but guys, like all people and most mammals in general are flawed and not able to maintain perfection. I like to think 60% of women understand that, but still look for it, yearning and hoping for it. 30% still whole heartedly believe in this cautionary fairy tale with their warped opinion of an actual prince charming. That leaves 10% of women who make fun of the other 90% for being so naive. I don’t really find it to be a problem for women to have extremely high standards for their men, but at some point you have to realize that it is epically high and if you don’t lower at least some of your standards you will become a cat lady. I could be completely off on this for I am a guy, and if I actually knew how women thought, I probably wouldn’t be single and wouldn’t be writing this.

Guys before you get all smug that women are crazy; we have that same sense of kissing frogs, except we switch the word ‘frog’ to something more vulgar and offensive towards females and dogs. Granted our standards are not nearly as high and we don’t smell nearly as good as females.